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Tom Ford, always one to push boundaries, continues his warpath of controversy, only this time it's a smaller issue than his racy advertisements . No, but, like, really, way smaller. It's this $790 penis necklace . Let's be real, people have been trying to sneak dicks into everything since the dawn of time. Just Google hidden penis Disney and you'll find thousands of results, as well as end up on a NSA watch list. But Mr. Ford, never one to hide behind subtlety, was like, Fuck that, here's a dick necklace LOL.

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